Monday, February 11, 2008

Kitchen Confidential

So it's Monday which means I'm at home at the kitchen table hunched over my laptop typing away to make your health insurance website that much better. Noah and his friend Alex came in to make themselves some lunch. Alex decided to mix honey and mayonnaise on his sandwich, to which Noah declared, "You can't do that! It's against the sandwich laws!"

We all had a good laugh at this, and because I am rapidly becoming a cheesy old man, I had to add: "That's right, you do that and the sandwich police will come and get you."

This was met with patronizing chuckles, which I interpreted as great encouragement, and so I pressed on: "You know what the sandwich police say when they arrest you? 'Spread 'em!'"

I had a good laugh while my son and his friend began planning their quick escape from the kitchen and the feeble ancient inhabiting it.

2 comments:

Cilicious said...

heh
It's healthy to embrace your aging cheesiness. It is part of the Warren Zevon credo: Enjoy every sandwich.

Prutha said...

lol...thats cute!! im sure ur son and his friend had a good laugh

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